Zachary Taylor Player Application

Player Name: Zachary Taylor
Weight: 5'6"
Height: 167 lbs
Age: 50
Gender: Male

1.) Surprised you don't know who this guy is! He's one of the first power rangers, selected by Lord Zordon, to be the black ranger! Hella cool dude, swell evil dude beatter upper! He and his band of friends team up to defeat the powers of evil summoned by Rita Repuls--something? and uhh Zedd dude with the fleshy skin and metal skeleton.

2.) Your past Baseball experiences
Probably a gag episode where the team plays baseball and ends up winning even though none of them had experience.

3.) What type of player are you?
Channeling the power of the bulky Mastadon, Zack Taylor hopes to summon up the courage to play some reliable 3B ball. Heavily focusing on defense!

4.) Where you scouted? If not why did you choose the SBLM?
The Mighty Morphin power ranger gig didn't end up making Zack any money and the royalties are slowly drying up, so might as well play a fun sport and get paid!

5.) Interesting facts about your player.
Clinically diagnosed as an ophidiophobe, arachnophobe, and entomophobe. Screw your snakes, spiders, and insects!