Trade Asset Going up to Live His Asset Life

Fri Aug 21, 2020 4:21 am

"The SBLM is cool but I am going up. My agent told me that I sucked ass in the playoff, only giving hitting a pathetic .111/.158/.278 so I am ready for the SBL. I am ready for my Asset Life. I don't know what the fuck is an 'Asset Life' but he keeps saying we both will get bonus if we get a trade going. He can charge the agent fee between the two teams or something like that. I don't know a lot about those parts. I am here to do as I told. I bat, I field, I run and I try to not miss any ball. It's not much, but it's honest living. He told me if I suddenly bat super well, I am going to be come a steal, whatever that means, I only know how to steal bases, but I am a steal and I can get moved. If I choke, I will also get moved cuz I sucks. I don't know the logic, but it sounds good either way. After all, I like the traveling, it's the best part of playing ball."